February 2012
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all I can think about is that at work on friday the assholes there are going to try to hug me goodbye and I never know how to avoid inevitable hugs from people I hate
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From: Mom Don’t read too much into it. Feb 28, 3:24 pm
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Monday, March 21st, 2011
I was with Brian and also Rick Moranis. I was in a relatively shallow ditch, sort of sitting on a tree root. We were staring at my right index finger, which had become a sleeping rat. We absolutely had to figure out how to wake the rat up or else something bad would happen.
As a last resort, Rick Moranis took this rattlesnake out of nowhere, and dangled it over the rat. It immediately...
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lookin at the internet, eatin’ grilled cheese everybody want a piece of my Sunday steeze
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a part of the end of a very long dream
There are all these crazy rooms falling apart, and I’m sitting in a stairwell, asking the Dalai Lama an important question. He texts me the life-changing one-word answer. In my phone, his number is listed as just “Dalai” - even in my dream, this is funny to me.
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monumentality:
22 has felt like the hardest, darkest year of my life so far, though in many ways, 22 started when I was 19.
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Route to Palm - White Williams
Been musically...
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met a nice young man named william at the light rail stop. just passed the test to become a fireman. lives with his mom and assured me many times he doesn’t have any children. he was pretty drunk. I told him how to get to the howard street bridge and he said I was respectable and beautiful too, then he went away. the light rail came 10 minutes later. I got on it, sat down, and stared at the...
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mani 2-color combination suggestions plz getting this shit done right soon.
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“Yes I’m rockin Jordans but I ain’t a jumpman”
– Rick Santorum
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dear diary
uh why did I fall asleep at 8 pm, I was feeling not so great but that’s a little cray. had one of the worst dreams ever and now I just wanna cry but guess I’ll get ready for work instead. I’ll have some breakfast to make up for the fact that I fell asleep before I could eat dinner last night
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