August 2011
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Phone Conversation 5 Minutes After Landlord Left...
Me: “[Basement tenant] has both the regular door and the gate locked to the laundry room, but you just now gave me the key to the regular door. Do you have any ideas on what I should do?” Landlord: “Yes, I have an idea. My idea is that I’m about to have a seizure.”
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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From: Mom No thanks…too much wine last night ;) Aug 28, 12:30 pm
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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bromst: laughinghieroglyphic: How can one find Nicki Minaj hot when her ass could eat you as a snack? some men are attracted to powerful women
Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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From: Mom :) ;) B-) Aug 27, 12:12 pm
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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When I Pile My Hair On Top Of My Head It Feels...
Aug 27th
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ListenThe Agony of Waiting - Porter Wagoner This room...
Aug 27th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mis/2546521492.html
Aug 19th
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do you ever sometimes feel like one body part of a famous person?
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Whenever I want you all I have to do is
Aug 16th
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Aug 15th
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caseyagollan replied to your post: Thou shall not think you got it like that. Thou… I’m not gonna diss u on the internet ‘cause my momma taught me better than that.
Aug 14th
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Thou shall not think you got it like that. Thou shall not hate. Thou shall pay bills. Thou shall confess. Thou shall not bug. Thou shall not give in to temptation. Thou shall get your party on. Thou shall not leave me wondering. Thou shall know when he’s got to go. Thou shall move on to the next. Thou shall cherish life. Thou shall say my name. Thou shall know she can’t love you. If...
Aug 14th
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Aug 14th
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4-20-01 (excerpt)
I liked the modern sculptures. I didn’t like the naked stuff.
Aug 14th
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Aug 14th
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“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”
– Sylvia Plath (via bewildered-heart)
Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 12th
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Weed That Makes You Feel Like Robin Williams
Weed that makes you feel like Mrs. Doubtfire Weed that makes you feel like flubber Weed that makes you feel like the guy from Death To Smoochy Weed that makes you feel like Patch Adams Weed that makes you feel like a grown-up Peter Pan Weed that makes you feel like you’re playing Jumanji Weed that makes you feel like the Bicentennial Man
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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To-Do List
get groceries electric bill? buy insurance call landlord reveal mystic truths
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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