Remember being a virgin and being vaguely annoyed by Tracey Emin’s work? you think to yourself. You forget to think a little “heh” following the question. Distracted by this Costco catalog. You’re distracted by it. Picture a California King size bed. It’s staggering. You’ve never seen one in real life. Buying things in bulk is a hilarious habit - as if you think you need to stock up, as if you’re not going to die tomorrow. Hahaha. What a waste. All your B-12 vitamins and Kirkland brand diapers and mini Babybel cheeses. Pre-made lobster bisque meals. Hahahaha. Remember?